just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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