So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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