Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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