I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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