I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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