i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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