And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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