brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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