make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Never joke about your clitoris.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
