Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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