normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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