uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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