Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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