You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
