He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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