no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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