I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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