and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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