i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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