you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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