i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
pray to the hookup gods
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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