now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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