Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
