i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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