worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just had sex on a roof
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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