do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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