he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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