I want to make a zoo with you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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