The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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