...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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