"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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