The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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