Sry I called you an 8
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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