I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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