just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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