Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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