Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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