I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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