Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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