So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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