we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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