we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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