The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Randomize
