I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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