Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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