I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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