This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When did angry sex become our thing?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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