physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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