ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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