They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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