VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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