I don't think brook has ever known best
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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