she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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