maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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