You just made me feel so damn special
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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