make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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