all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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