We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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