Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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