Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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