Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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